News commentary

There’s a Whooping Cough Outbreak So Will You Please Just Vax Your Damn Baby?
Children too young to get the vaccine themselves are usually protected because everyone around them, mostly meaning all the older kids they are rubbing snot with, are vaccinated. This herd immunity protects the weakest members from possibly dying. So when you choose not to vaccinate your child, you are being a jerk to all the babies in your community. Vax your damn baby.
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In defense of the woman kicked out of a trade show for breastfeeding
I’m not saying anyone should be able to break any rule any time they please. I’d be robbing Pottery Barn all day and half the population wouldn’t wear pants. What I am saying is that working, breastfeeding new mothers shouldn’t be punished. It’s not sex, people. It’s food.
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Chicago area school bans yoga pants: THE SEXISM KILLS ME
Let me get this straight. Long black material covering someone from waist to ankle is not enough lower half clothing to satisfy a public school? Oh, hell no.
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Hey Nationwide, I’m not on your side
Anyone who has ever lost a child had to sit through an adorable kid slumped over in a tux lamenting that he’ll never get married BECAUSE HE’S DEAD. Read more . . .

First American “Cuddle studio” opens – Is it a sex shop?
A business selling private cuddles at an hourly rate of $60, Cuddle Up To Me, has opened its doors in Portland. The lady-owned shop has been bombarded with over 10,000 requests for appointments in only three days. It’s totally not sexual though. Nooooo. Read more . . .

Time wants to ban the word “feminist”
Time, the esteemed publication that wrote a 908-word article on Kim Kardashian’s ass that included the quote, “it looks like a glazed Krispy Kreme donut” (slow clap for hard journalism), proved its irrelevancy today by suggesting that, among “bae” and “literally” that the word, “feminist” should be banned. Read more . . .

Until college reform, yes, “Guerrilla Dad” you should pay for your kids’ college
Right. I’m sure the reason he’s not sending his staggering brood to college is his “principles”. Why not just be real about it and say you can’t afford to pay college tuition for a basketball team? I know I couldn’t. Let’s get on the real problem: We need college education reform so parents don’t have to spin ridiculous yarns like this to hide the fact that they can’t pay insane tuition rates. Read more . . .

LEAVE BRITTANY ALOOOONE! I’m sick of people being jerks about Brittany Maynard
Condemning a dying person for not feeling every ounce of the agony of death reminds me of another judgey crowd: birth shamers. There are camps of people who think anyone who gets an epidural or has a c-section is a terrible person and I’m sick of that little war too. Read more . . .