Body & Beauty

So I got a tummy tuck, did not (quite) die

July 9, 2015

A friend thought I was sick. Acquaintances have expressed their worry and a few with balls have outright asked me if I got a tummy tuck. I got a tummy tuck. You’re curious and maybe considering it for yourself, so I’ll recap. You go in for a consultation. You think, “hey, I’m not that bad. […]

Invisalign: Don’t get bit

February 14, 2015
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I want good teeth. Maybe you want world peace or vegan dogs that don’t taste like gasoline. Wait, I want those things too, but first, I want awesome teeth. Let’s not get crazy and go for Chiclets or Joe Biden┬álevels of teeth stardom. I just want normal ones that don’t stack against each other like […]


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